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    May 21

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    一家专营女性婚姻服务的店在市中心全新开张,女人们可以直接进去挑选一个心仪的配偶。在店门口,立了一面告示牌,告诉女人这家店如何经营:
    一个人只能进去逛一次!店里共有六层楼,随着高度的上升,男人的质量也越高,不过请注意,顾客能在任何一层楼选一个丈夫或者选择继续上楼,但是除离开这家店之外,不能回到以前逛过的楼层……
    一个女人来这家店寻找一个老公。
    一楼的门上贴着一张说明书:第一层,这里的男人们有工作。女人看也不看就上了第二层楼。
    二楼的门上也贴着一张说明书:第二层,这里的男人们有工作而且热爱小孩。女人停了一下,又上了三楼。
    三楼写着:第三层,这里的男人们有工作而且热爱小孩,并有着极度好看的外表。哇!她叹道,但仍强迫自己往上爬。
    四楼:第四层,这里的男人有工作而且热爱小孩,并有着令人窒息的好看外表,还会帮忙做家务。哇!饶了我吧!女人叫道,我快站不住脚了!接着她仍然爬上了五楼。
    她念着五楼的告示牌:第五层,这里的男人们有工作而且热爱小孩,并有着令人窒息的完美外表,还会帮忙做家务,更有着强烈的浪漫情怀。
    女人简直想留在这一层楼,但仍抱着满腹期待走向最高一层。
    第六楼出现了一面巨大的电子告示板,上面打出一行字,说道:你是这层楼的第31456021位访客,这里不存在任何男人,这层楼的存在只是为了证明女人有多么不可能取悦。谢谢光临……
    不久,一家专营男性婚姻服务的店在街对面开张,经营方式与前者一模一样。
    第一层的女人长得漂亮。
    第二层的女人长得漂亮并且有钱……
    结果,二层以上,第三层至六层的楼层从来没有男人上去过……

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    炜 周wrote:
    哇!!!!!!!
    Jan. 15
    seiryuuwrote:
    ...this business/game/the owner of the business cheated... because in the instructions... it only said "随着高度的上升,男人的质量也越高"... it never said that there is a possibility one of the floors would have nothing... so anyone would strive higher...... the second business for men only proves that men are very materialistic not how they are easier to be pleased...... v.v
    May 21
    wrote:
    有趣
    May 21

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