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    June 03

    找不到女友的男性的10大特征

    1、不抽 烟
    2、只能喝少量的啤酒
    3、不会赌博(指不会挂钱的扑克、麻将游戏)
    4、没有一套奇装异服(比如超短上衣,大肥裤子,全是窟窿的牛仔裤等)
    5、下班/放学直接回家,晚上在家睡觉(民间流传:按时回家是穷鬼,十点回家是酒鬼?
    午夜回家是色鬼,凌晨回家是赌鬼!)看来是穷鬼……
    6、每月拿到手的工资低于2000元
    7、不能轻易将一个男生制服(指不能打架)
    8、身高不足1.80米
    9、有爹有娘没车没房(注:房 指没有自己的一栋房子,和父母住一起)
    10、不哈 韩、不会跳街舞、长得不像任何帅哥、不敢顶撞父母……
      现在的社会,据说以上各条如果具有其中三条就绝对找不到女朋友.

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    俊伟 干wrote:
    不要吓我啊。我居然符合7条。
    June 11
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    xiaoju wrote:
    这10个特征的作者看起来是在用计谋啊,让别人找不到女友,增大自己的成功率。
    June 4
    worm llazywrote:
    至少具有6条,幸亏有老婆了,。。。
    June 4

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