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    January 07

    两头猪

    人=吃饭+睡觉+上班+玩,

    猪=吃饭+ 睡觉,

    代入:人=猪+上班+玩,

    即:人-玩=猪+上班.

    结论:不懂玩的人=会上班的猪

    男人=吃饭+ 睡觉+挣钱

    猪=吃饭+ 睡觉

    男人=猪+挣钱

    猪=男人-挣钱

    所以男人不挣钱等于猪。

    女人=吃饭+ 睡觉+花钱。

    猪 =吃饭+ 睡觉。

    代入上式得：

    女人=猪+花钱。移项得：

    女人-花钱=猪。

    结论：女人不花钱的都是猪。

    综上：

    男人为了让女人不变成猪而挣钱！

    女人为了让男人不变成猪而花钱！

    男人+女人=两头猪 

    10:43 PM | Blog it | Life

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    小西wrote:
    路过~~~
    Sept. 3
    Candy Tianwrote:
    你的博客总有些有意思的文章 不错不错^_^
    Jan. 25
    炜 周wrote:
    所以女人身边需要男人，男人身边不能没有女人。否则就全是猪了！！！！加油～～～～～～～～～～
    Jan. 15
    吉 张wrote:
    女人咋就是女人=吃饭+ 睡觉+花钱,晕
    Jan. 8
    叶红 王wrote:
    嗬嗬，这个还蛮有意思的。
    Jan. 8

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